Fall Festival Meme

<center><img src="https://i.imgur.com/edw7R0m.gif" width=500"> <span style="font:bold 30px calibri;color:#CD5C5C;text-transform:uppercase">The Fall Festival Meme</span> <div style="width:60%;text-align:center">It's fall! The air is growing crisp, the leaves are turning, and the warming smell of pumpkin spice tingles at your nose. Grab your lattes and don your light jackets, it's time to enjoy the season! </div> <lj-cut text="Prompts within!"> <div style="width:80%;text-align:justify"><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#CD5C5C;text-transform:capitalize">1. pumpkin patch</span> You're looking for that perfect pumpkin for your needs - the best jack-o-lantern, the prettiest centerpiece, the finest pie. Don't let anyone take it before you can! <span style="font-weight:bold;color:#CD5C5C;text-transform:capitalize">2. hayride</span> Who doesn't love a bumpy horse-drawn carriage ride on a prickly stack of animal feed? Hope you're not allergic! <span style="font-weight:bold;color:#CD5C5C;text-transform:capitalize">3. corn maze</span> Getting hopelessly lost is fun, right?! At least you won't go hungry... <span style="font-weight:bold;color:#CD5C5C;text-transform:capitalize">4. haunted house</span> Don't be fooled by the shrieking, you're not afraid of no ghost! Or are you the one doing the spooking? <span style="font-weight:bold;color:#CD5C5C;text-transform:capitalize">5. apple picking</span> How much apple pie, cider, donuts, and fruit can you consume before you burst?! Or is outsourced farm labor just not your thing? <span style="font-weight:bold;color:#CD5C5C;text-transform:capitalize">6. harvest</span> Whether you're a sworn city-slicker, country stock, or you make your home in an old-timey village, there's sure to be a harvest festival near you. <span style="font-weight:bold;color:#CD5C5C;text-transform:capitalize">7. oktoberfest</span> There is no better celebration of culture than getting smashed and eating soft pretzels. <span style="font-weight:bold;color:#CD5C5C;text-transform:capitalize">8. halloween</span> Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat! <span style="font-weight:bold;color:#CD5C5C;text-transform:capitalize">9. slutty M&M costume</span> It's Halloween, but for adults! <a href="https://smile.amazon.com/slutty-Halloween-costumes/s?k=slutty+Halloween+costumes">Your options are truly endless</a>. <span style="font-weight:bold;color:#CD5C5C;text-transform:capitalize">10. wildcard</span> Anything goes!</div></lj-cut> <div style="width:85%;text-align:right"><small>[ <a href="https://socksonameme.dreamwidth.org/" style="text-decoration:none">Get Memes!</a> ]</small></div></center>


The Fall Festival Meme

It's fall! The air is growing crisp, the leaves are turning, and the warming smell of pumpkin spice tingles at your nose. Grab your lattes and don your light jackets, it's time to enjoy the season!

( Prompts within! )